imagine sheldon saying to amy, “well i remember our first kiss but you don’t because you were intoxicated” and amy says “what was it like?” and sheldon doesn’t even say anything back. instead he just kisses amy like she had kissed him…
"then you went to vomit. i’m won’t do that."
He put his good hand on the marble rail and vaulted over, rolling as he hit the sand. The bear turned at the thump, sniffing, watching this new intruder warily. Jaime scrambled to one knee. Well, what in seven hells do I do now? He filled his fist with sand. “Kingslayer?” he heard Brienne say, astonished.
“Jaime.” He uncoiled, flinging the sand at the bear’s face. The bear mauled the air and roared like blazes.
“What are you doing here?”
“Something stupid. Get behind me.” He circled toward her, putting himself between Brienne and the bear.
(Source: oathkeeprs, via maybeiwantthetrouble)